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They voted no for saying scum.
“No need to call me that, come, come”
We try to point out it’s not a game.
They’ve already begun shifting blame,
And one by one they send a tweet:
That the deficit needs halving
And actually there’s lots to eat.
So don’t give a penny-farthing.
That’s just how they avoid defeat.
Children go on being starving.
Inspired by “Differences of Opinion” by Wendy Cope